Imagine Something Different And More Fun In Your Club

Building a balanced entertainment programme is not an easy task and I would guess you get very little credit for doing it. Your members are getting harder to entertain, you work hard trying to book the right acts and still, they moan. Sound familliar?

Imagine for just one night your members saying ;

"It's great to have something different"

"I haven't laughed like that for a long time"

"When is he coming back?"

Imagine a night with little to NO moaning! (This is assuming I don't bring my wife to the gig.)

All the comments above I hear over and over again at my gigs.

Stop Imagining, Book And Enjoy

You can fix all the moaning by offering your audience something fun and different, as the old saying goes "A change is as good as a rest."

My name is Garry Desmond, I can work as a comedian or a comedy vocalist depending on your needs.

The comedy vocal show consists of 3 x 30 min spots or 2 x 45 min spots of;

  • Great songs from the 50's to the 80's and an occasional more modern song.
  • Comedy songs in the form of parodies of famous songs
  • Silly impressions of famous people
  • Plenty of clean or tongue in cheek jokes without bad language.

The Stand Up Show is 45 mins to 1 hour in length and contains;

  • Stand up (Available in cheeky, adult or blue varieties depending on your needs)
  • Comedy Songs
  • One normal song at the end, normally a big number.

Book With Confidence

I am a FULL-TIME professional entertainer and travel anywhere in the UK and abroad to work. (Fees permitting.) All shows booked directly have contracts and confirmations issued just like you would get from an agent. Full-colour A3 posters customised to your venue are provided.

A quality EV sound system is used for all shows.

I carry full public liability insurance of £10m provided by Equity of which I am a card-carrying member.

Book Direct Or Via Your Agent

Booking me direct will on average save you at least £25 on my fee. Alternatively, if you do want to use an agent I am available through any reputable agent. Or get your agent to give me a call on 07804 239004

Don't Take My Word For It.

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Want Demos? You Got It!

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Don't Miss Out Dates Are Filling Fast!

I was previously managed by two different agents over the last 10 years and they were both awesome, however, have just gone freelance to expand my circuit. Dates are filling fast make sure you don't miss out. Click here to submit a booking enquiry There is no obligation this is just an enquiry form.

I look forward to bringing some fun to your venue soon......

Garry Desmond Comedy Vocalist, Comedian
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