Booking Enquiry Form

Before you enquire about booking it may be a good idea to check my work diary, this way you can see if the date you are thinking of is actually free.

Please use the form below to inquire about booking my comedy shows or other services. There is no obligation on your part this is just an enquiry form. (Though I may come round and sing crap songs on your doorstep until you give in and book me hehe)

Also, note that any booking not made by a venue or agent directly (IE a private function) may require a non-refundable deposit of £75 before the booking will be accepted.

NOTE ON PUBS: As a rule, I rarely work in pubs for various and very good reasons (Most of them snowflake related). If your pub has a predominantly older audience aged 40 and above and is a REAL entertainment pub with a stage I may consider it. I will want to chat with you by phone if you are trying to book me for a pub.

Completing this form does not constitute a booking. All bookings are fully contracted. That is done on a separate form that I will send you to later if we agree on a booking.

Please note that by filling out this form you are agreeing that the data you input will be stored for the purpose of facilitating contact. Your details will NOT be shared with third parties.

Booking Enquiry

  • DD slash MM slash YYYY
    Please check my date sheet first to see if the date you want is available.
  • Stand up shows are strictly 45 mins to 1 hour in length. Other shows are split into three spots.
  • Please note that fees will depend on the day of the week and distance.

    Basic base fee guide
    Local Gigs Within 36 miles of Grimsby.
    Comedy Vocal
    Mon - Thu min £200
    Fri - Sun £250

    Stand Up
    Mon - Thu min £300
    Fri - Sun £375

    Gigs more than 36 miles away will have travelling expenses and any overnight accommodation added to the base fees above.
  • If a mobile number is left I will contact the venue to ensure you are authorised to make bookings.
    Sorry, I do not perform in pubs.
Garry Desmond Comedy Vocalist, Comedian
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