Booking Enquiry Form

I am now tentatively re-filling the diary after the lockdown. Still waiting for more clarification from the Government and Equity. Before you go any further there will be some strict conditions to me taking a booking. Please read this first. At this stage bookings will, of course, be provisional in as much as they can change in response to the local council and government guidance.

Before you enquire about booking it may be a good idea to check my gig diary, this way you can see if the date you are thinking of is actually free.

Please use the form below to inquire about booking my shows. There is no obligation on your part this is just an enquiry form. (Though I may come round and sing crap songs on your doorstep until you give in and book me hehe)

Also, note that any booking not made by a venue or agent directly (IE a private function) will require a non-refundable deposit of 50% before the booking will be accepted.

NOTE ON PUBS: As a rule, I rarely work in pubs for various and very good reasons (Most of them snowflake related). If your pub has a predominantly older audience aged 40 and above and is a REAL entertainment pub I may consider it. I will want to chat with you by phone if you are trying to book me for a pub.

Completing this form does not constitute a booking. All bookings are fully contracted. That is done on a separate form that I will send you to later if we agree on a booking.

Please note that by filling out this form you are agreeing that the data you input will be stored for the purpose of facilitating contact. Your details will NOT be shared with third parties.

  • Date Format: DD slash MM slash YYYY
    Please check my date sheet first to see if the date you want is available.
  • Stand up shows are strictly 45 mins to 1 hour in length. Other shows are split into three spots.
  • If a mobile number is left I will contact the venue to ensure you are authorised to make bookings.
    Sorry, I do not perform in pubs.