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Let Me Get This Right The Uk Border

Joke Submitted By:: Michael Lund

LET ME GET THIS RIGHT......
 

THE BORDER

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.K BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

• A JOB ,
• A DRIVING LICENSE,
• A NATIONAL INSURANCE NUMBER,
• WELFARE,
• BENEFITS,
• CREDIT CARDS,
• A COUNCIL HOUSE,
• FREE EDUCATION,
• FREE HEALTH CARE ,
• MILLIONS OF POUNDS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
• THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT OR HAVE ENOUGH RIGHTS
. FREE SKY TV
 
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…

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