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Deadly Discussion

Joke Submitted By:: Garry Desmond

One night after a few too many wines a husband and wife were talking and the conversation was getting a little deep.

Wife           : Can I ask you something?
Husband  : Sure
Wife           : If I died would you get married again?
Husband  : Well I suppose so eventually.

The wife looks a little hurt at this.

Wife           : And would you move her in to our house?
Husband  : Well obviously.
Wife           : And would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband  : Well, yes that's what married couples do.
Wife           : And would you take down all the photos of me and replace them with ones of her?
Husband  : Well I think that would be the kind thing to do.
Wife           : And would you let her play my guitar????
Husband  : Oh no no that will never happen.

The wife smiles that he least conceded this.

Husband  : She is left handed!

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